The Retro Analogue Calendar
The Retro Analogue Calendar
The Retro Analogue Calendar
The Retro Analogue Calendar

The Retro Analogue Calendar

Track your days the beautiful way.
Regular price$164.00
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  • Material: Durable ABS plastic with glossy finish
  • Dimensions: Approx. 22cm (W) x 24cm (H)
  • Weight: Lightweight, wall-friendly
  • Colours Available: Green, White
  • Rings Included (Green): 3 white, 1 red, 1 yellow
  • Rings Included (White): 3 black, 1 red, 1 pink
  • Mounting: Wall-mounted via rear hanging slot (nail or adhesive hook)
  • Power Required: None—fully manual, no batteries
  • Reusable: Yes—perpetual design, works year after year
  • Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth

Upon placing an order, you will receive an order confirmation email. Once your order has shipped, you will receive a separate shipping confirmation email with a tracking link.

Destination Delivery Time Cost Free From
United Kingdom 4–7 business days £3.99 GBP £50 GBP
Europe 6–8 business days €4.95 EUR €60 EUR
United States 6–10 business days $4.99 USD $70 USD
Australia 6–10 business days $8.99 AUD $100 AUD
Canada 6–10 business days $5.99 CAD $95 CAD
Rest of World 7–12 business days £4.99 GBP £60 GBP

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YOUR WALL'S NEW PERSONALITY.

Let's be honest; most calendars are forgettable. Flimsy paper grids that do their job and nothing else. This isn't that. The Analogue Agenda is the kind of piece people photograph, ask about, and quietly add to their wish list. Retro button grid. Satisfying click-and-slide rings. Bold enough to anchor a room, useful enough to check every morning. It doesn't just track your days, it makes them feel a little more designed.

ORGANISING THAT ACTUALLY FEELS GOOD.

Forget apps and notifications. There's something grounding about physically marking a new day; a quick, tactile ritual that takes two seconds but keeps your head clear all week. The colour-coded rings let you highlight what matters (today's date, upcoming deadlines, that thing you keep forgetting), while the oversized typography means you can read it from your bed, your desk, or across the kitchen.

Rings included:

  • Green: 3 white, 1 red, 1 yellow
  • White: 3 black, 1 red, 1 pink

THE LAST CALENDAR YOU'LL EVER BUY.

No December expiry. No yearly replacements. No waste. Just a perpetual, endlessly reusable design that looks as good in year five as it does on day one. The glossy ABS finish stays fresh, wipes clean in seconds, and mounts with a single nail. It's the sustainable, design-forward choice for people who are done settling for forgettable.

Available in White or Green.

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Frequently Asked Questions


Slide the rings to the current day, date, and month - takes two seconds, feels weirdly satisfying.

Yes. Green includes 3 white, 1 red, 1 yellow. White includes 3 black, 1 red, 1 pink.

Small slot on the back—works with a nail or adhesive hook.

Approximately 22cm x 24cm. Compact but bold.

No; they're snug and stay put until you move them.

The opposite. High-contrast typography designed to be legible at a glance from across the room.

We offer a 60-day return policy on all items. Products must be in their original condition with tags attached.

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